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mymompickedthisurl:

that feeling when you listen to a song with good heaphones for the first time and suddenly you notice 7 new instruments, a child singing harmonies in the background, and you’re just sitting there wide eyed and in love with the song all over again

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alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

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itsbetterthananal:

racking up quite a collection of idiotic comments on social media this is an addiction

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ispankmyturtle:

why is it that everyone can be an asshole towards me and that’s perfectly fine but the minute i have had enough and act like an asshole its all of a sudden not okay

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reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

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laserbabe:

it’s weird how yogurt is almost exclusively advertised to women

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crapaccino:

I used to have a turtle when I was little I named him Mr. T and one day we put him out in the kiddie pool so he could swim and I left him alone for like .2 seconds and I came back and he was gone and we searched the backyard for weeks and never found him and that’s the story of how my pet turtle ran away

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Favorite (missing) book quotes Ron on Death’s Invisibility Cloak (Deathly Hallows, p. 331)

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